Okay

You can embrace
The fact
That c-11 computers
Are not good computers
Always dead
Always worthless
Almost as worthless as the chord
Which is apparently more important?
Somehow?
I don't understand that, but okay
Oh by the way im on my phone again
The computers in c-11 just arent worth it.
Not even in the slightest
Because i can use my phone
To create blogs
On this blogger.
We should do vlogs in this class!
Because
Todays my birthday

You know what i havent had in a while?
Mid-day chew

Hey son, i thought we could do some bonding today
We can talk about the trouble you've been having at school
And why girls are interesting all of a suddon
Ill be a better father figure than my uncle roy
One time he gave me a beer on my 18th birthday
And he drank so much he got arrested
Never saw much of uncle roy after that
Turns out we werent even related.
Thank you for your time.

If i were to mug someone i would do it
Shalit style:
Don't panic room, im not gonna william hurt you
I only want your tango and cash
So just pay it forward, and we'll all be happy gilmore.

What?

Irritating computers

The computers in c-11
I had to get up like 6 times man
Not even exagerating
All of them were dead or broken
Im on my phone
Like seriously bro
So irritating
You get me?
Yeah, you get me
Thanks for reading :)